tales from the mundane: part one

Apparently, in Idaho, you don't have to be Hispanic to be Hispanic. You only need an old cowboy hat and a wicked mustache. Ole!

In semi/notintheslightest Idaho-related news, local ex-politico Joel Kliebe was the lone dissenting voice in a state-wide effort to feed dancing to the Sarlacc. In a press statement released via text message, Kliebe stated that he could not deny the people of Idaho from expressing themselves through occasional booty-grinds and finger-shushes. Kliebe also referenced his love for jazz hands and his desire to getupgetgetgetdown as the driving forces behind his decision.

In response, George McFly was quoted as saying, "I can kick!"