i get so lonely, i could die

I am utterly alone.

However, the genius of it is that my game of hide and seek hide is fueled by choice (sort of). Yeah, I know that "by choice" is what all the real-life lonely dudes say, and that by saying it I am in all likelihood only hiding from the truth (horrible dresser with limited social skills and all that), but such is the nature of denial. In fact, I only bring up my loneliness because I am home on a Friday night, scouring the internet in hopes of finding a nerd who can tell me how to beat the final boss in Kingdom Hearts...plus, I really have nothing better to write about.

Sure, I could be out drinking with my newest internet stalker (better not tell your boyfriend), or trying to convince the best songwriter of rightnowthisverysecond to make me a hit record. Or, if I was truly daring, I could move out to Idaho and then text message my internet girlfriend a thousand times a day.

But since the only thing that I fancy more than loneliness is extreme laziness, I'll be here in my room, growing fame.

ps...outside living is for suckers.