halloweak

All the hype/anti-hype leading up to Halloween is starting to give me Error 404. People aren't even allowed to flip over cars and piss in the streets anymore, but somehow dudes are still stoked on dressing up like dildos and walking around downtown with the other 5 people that aren't at the bars.

But not me. I'm over Halloween and all of its werewolves and hocus-pocus crap. I'm all about the future, baby. I want to cruise the streets on a robot horse, drink synthehol, and listen to Buddy Holly by way of the microchips implanted in my brain.

But since civilization ain't quite there yet, I'll be spending this Tuesday playing this, listening to this, doing this, eating this, and probably getting this. System overload!

me love grimlock

If you ever get tired of dressing up as a slutty devil every year, you could always try winning at life for a change.

new and improved josh kerney

Now featuring ass bruises.

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In lieu of writing an award-winning 10th grade honors english paper about my journey to the end of the earth, I'm just going to post a bajillion pictures...featuring some SERIOUS male pattern bonding (free of charge).