type until the fingers begin to bleed a bit
17 April 2006
12 April 2006
it's going to end up on the friendship tip
Just in case any of you heartbreakers were wondering, I only want to date you if you either A) have a boyfriend or B) live at least two hours away. Girls that fall into both categories go straight to the top of the list...at which point I will begin to stalk you on myspace, forging an uncomfortable pseudo-relationship that will last for years to come.
In other news, I am exchanging all my real-life friends for the dude with the chrome grill that Ben and I met last night. Because unlike you people, my new found friend has clever catch phrases like, "If I'm running, ya'll better be running" and "where's the party poppin' at?"
ps...yeah, I know that those phrases are neither clever nor catchy, but the dude had silver teeth...SILVER TEETH!!!
In other news, I am exchanging all my real-life friends for the dude with the chrome grill that Ben and I met last night. Because unlike you people, my new found friend has clever catch phrases like, "If I'm running, ya'll better be running" and "where's the party poppin' at?"
ps...yeah, I know that those phrases are neither clever nor catchy, but the dude had silver teeth...SILVER TEETH!!!
07 April 2006
i get so lonely, i could die
I am utterly alone.
However, the genius of it is that my game of hide andseek hide is fueled by choice (sort of). Yeah, I know that "by choice" is what all the real-life lonely dudes say, and that by saying it I am in all likelihood only hiding from the truth (horrible dresser with limited social skills and all that), but such is the nature of denial. In fact, I only bring up my loneliness because I am home on a Friday night, scouring the internet in hopes of finding a nerd who can tell me how to beat the final boss in Kingdom Hearts...plus, I really have nothing better to write about.
Sure, I could be out drinking with my newest internet stalker (better not tell your boyfriend), or trying to convince the best songwriter of rightnowthisverysecond to make me a hit record. Or, if I was truly daring, I could move out to Idaho and then text message my internet girlfriend a thousand times a day.
But since the only thing that I fancy more than loneliness is extreme laziness, I'll be here in my room, growing fame.
ps...outside living is for suckers.
However, the genius of it is that my game of hide and
Sure, I could be out drinking with my newest internet stalker (better not tell your boyfriend), or trying to convince the best songwriter of rightnowthisverysecond to make me a hit record. Or, if I was truly daring, I could move out to Idaho and then text message my internet girlfriend a thousand times a day.
But since the only thing that I fancy more than loneliness is extreme laziness, I'll be here in my room, growing fame.
ps...outside living is for suckers.