i'm a wario, i'm a gonna win

I recently recieved some letter in the mail from Butt(e) College telling me that I rule at their school and have been awarded the title of king of academics or something. However, getting a 4.0 at ol' Oroville U is kind of like jumping the wall in Wario Stadium and lapping all the koopas and princess toadstools. It's cool at first, but after you realize that pretty much every human alive can do it, the accomplishment kind of loses its luster.

In other news, my nephew just gave me a Monsters, Inc. temporary tattoo. It's pretty badass.